November 2011
2 posts
October 2011
4 posts
September 2011
1 post
July 2011
3 posts
Clients From Hell: Make it more….punchy. →
clientsfromhell:
Client: I love the headline but can’t you make it more….punchy.
Me: I don’t think it’s going to get more punchy than ‘We Buy Gold’.
Client: I want more with less!
Me: ‘Sell Gold’
Client: No, I absolutely hate that. The last one was better, just make it punchy. I want it to pop off the…
June 2011
11 posts
4 tags
April 2011
7 posts
“Adopt the pace of nature; her secret is patience.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
“We need lots of sluts on the homepage.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
March 2011
2 posts
February 2011
12 posts
Social media's role in Egypt's revolution →
2 tags
“Egypt has played a pivotal role in human history for over 6000 years, but over...”
– Barack Obama
The Internet bringing people 30 feet away, closer
Rick: I lol'ed
Katherine: i heard you!
Rick Martinez: wtf, CBS made a show whose main character is Rick Martinez
Rick: I really hope it gets cancelled
Alex Kim: ahahahaha
Alex: your peoples have broken further into mainstream american media than my peoples
Rick: it's the immigration reform movement
Rick: and pitbull
Rick: hispanics are super in right now
“As you can see the current design isn’t keeping with the current trends. We need...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Twitter Can Predict the Stock Market →
clientsfromhell:
Client: “My site is down. What did you do?”
Me: “Well, I haven’t done anything in a while. Can you get to Google.com?
Client: “No. Why did you take Google down too?”
January 2011
28 posts
“The function of good software is to make the complex appear to be simple.”
– Grady Booch
About my job
Haley Gonella: you're like a really awesome band-aid!
